Saturday, July 18, 2009

Feast of July

I think that there should be an amendment forcing all Americans to indulge in a Fourth of July feast every year. This feast can include, but is not limited to:

Watermelon.
Wikihow to make a watermelon more fun:
Cut the top off and scoop out the inside. Put the watermelon flesh into a bowl.
Add all the vodka in your freezer and mix with a spoon. Enjoy the boozy juice with straws and then eat the fruit.
There are several options for what to do next. One of which is putting on an all American faded jean headband and drinking from the watermelon.

Another option is to poke two holes at the top of the watermelon, thread some string and make yourself a watermelon purse (Not pictured).

Save the booze-free top of the watermelon for your XXX friends to enjoy.
Guacamole.
Cheese platter of domestic cheeses.
Warning: If you choose to listen to Brand New or any other emo music while feasting, YOUR FLOWERS WILL WILT AND DIE.
Chocolate dipped in chunky peanut butter.
Hot dogs/ not dogs.
A final note: IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR RAIN BOOTS WITH ANYTHING, IN ANY WEATHER.


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